Watching FOX Sports today for the football - that's another sore subject I WON'T be going into here! - it was difficult to avoid noticing Jimmy Johnson's hair.
Was that a body double?
Did he inflict that horror upon himself?
Did he pay someone to do that to him?
One thing is certain: all those charges of vanity Johnson has endured for years clearly are baseless. At least he has a sense of humor about it, and agrees that he looks like a Chia Pet.
Wow.
