A rose by any other name may be just as sweet, but the same cannot be said of temperatures.
I am currently on a job site in Canada. Those of you who are not Americans will naturally understand this, but for the benefit of those who are let me explain that in Canada they use a different system of weights and measures than that employed in the States. Canada has embraced the metric system, and there are some potentially dangerous differences between Centigrade temperatures and the Fahrenheit numeric equivalent.
Last night I thought it might be pleasurable to partake of the in room sauna. One hundred twenty degrees seemed warm, but not intolerably so. After about ten minutes of pre-heating I stepped in.
The first thing I noticed was the difficulty breathing. Hot, dry air has that effect so I was not terribly surprised. Alternating between searing my nasal passages and drying the inside of my mouth I managed to take in enough oxygen to stave off unconsciousness.
Soon after, I noticed my ears were hurting. Everyone is familiar with that pain in the ear canal experienced on a cold Winter day. This pain was the same, but there was a decided lack of chill in the air. After a few more minutes of tolerating the discomfort I finally removed my glasses - and quickly dropped them as the metal frames were burning my fingers. Ear problem solved!
Increasingly uncomfortable, gasping for air, and no longer able to see as well as I might hope, I persevered. I was going to enjoy my full thirty minutes doggone it! Shifting on the bench I returned to the book I had brought with me to pass the time. Two pages passed. Three pages. Five. At last it could no longer be denied: The book was strangely unpleasant to be holding. Not quite burning my fingers perhaps, but closer than any book should ever come to doing so.
Enough was enough. With ten minutes remaining in my planned half hour of relaxation I admitted defeat and fled the sauna.
As I cooled off a short while later with a beer and a bathtub full of hot water, it occurred to me that the sauna thermostat was calibrated for Centigrade, not Fahrenheit. A slow, and belated, conversion confirmed what I should have realized all along.
One hundred twenty degrees Centigrade, far from being slightly uncomfortable, is a blistering two hundred forty-eight degrees in "real" temperature!
Friday, April 28, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
And While We're Busy Being Politically Correct . . . .
Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird this week quoted a November 29, 2005 Boston Globe report that brought politically correct whining to a new low:
At the Nov. 14 meeting of the governing board of Provincetown, Mass., Selectwoman Sarah Peake raised a formal objection to the continued presence of the historical painting that graces the board's meeting room, though it is of a previously uncontroversial scene of Pilgrims voting on the Mayflower Compact. Peake's objection (according to a November report in the Boston Globe) is that there are no women in the painting.
Ms. Peake really needs to get a grip. If there is not enough to keep her busy - or hold her interest - in conducting the business of the governing board of Provincetown, then perhaps they either need a new member or a reduction in membership.
If she wants to get worked up over the inequities and indignities suffered by women at the hands of callous government, she needs look no further than her pocketbook. Sarah should start a movement to boycott US currency and coinage until women are fairly and equitably represented. All those dead presidents are MEN! Even the few guys that weren't presidents are men. The only representation of the fairer sex on US money is on the rarely used and effectively uncirculated dollar coin (Lady Liberty's appearances can hardly be counted). Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea (Sacagawea) are relegated to being "honored" on coins that no one wants! Why not just praise their fantastic personalities while the US Mint is at it?
I'll sign on with Sarah if she wants to refrain from all use of cash until such time as women get real estate on the front side of a few paper bills. Certainly U. S. Grant and Andy Jackson wouldn't mind making way for a noble cause!
And I may be mistaken. I have not examined the portrait extensively, but it is possible that the reverse of the two dollar bill has a cleaning lady hidden somewhere amongst all those dignified signers of the Declaration of Independence. Then again, that is another US monetary instrument that few beyond hard core collectors have any great interest in.
And if the cleaning lady is there, she's probably an illegal anyway . . ..
At the Nov. 14 meeting of the governing board of Provincetown, Mass., Selectwoman Sarah Peake raised a formal objection to the continued presence of the historical painting that graces the board's meeting room, though it is of a previously uncontroversial scene of Pilgrims voting on the Mayflower Compact. Peake's objection (according to a November report in the Boston Globe) is that there are no women in the painting.
Ms. Peake really needs to get a grip. If there is not enough to keep her busy - or hold her interest - in conducting the business of the governing board of Provincetown, then perhaps they either need a new member or a reduction in membership.
If she wants to get worked up over the inequities and indignities suffered by women at the hands of callous government, she needs look no further than her pocketbook. Sarah should start a movement to boycott US currency and coinage until women are fairly and equitably represented. All those dead presidents are MEN! Even the few guys that weren't presidents are men. The only representation of the fairer sex on US money is on the rarely used and effectively uncirculated dollar coin (Lady Liberty's appearances can hardly be counted). Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea (Sacagawea) are relegated to being "honored" on coins that no one wants! Why not just praise their fantastic personalities while the US Mint is at it?
I'll sign on with Sarah if she wants to refrain from all use of cash until such time as women get real estate on the front side of a few paper bills. Certainly U. S. Grant and Andy Jackson wouldn't mind making way for a noble cause!
And I may be mistaken. I have not examined the portrait extensively, but it is possible that the reverse of the two dollar bill has a cleaning lady hidden somewhere amongst all those dignified signers of the Declaration of Independence. Then again, that is another US monetary instrument that few beyond hard core collectors have any great interest in.
And if the cleaning lady is there, she's probably an illegal anyway . . ..
Friday, April 07, 2006
Will This Really Make Anyone Feel Better?
Zacarias Moussaoui is hardly the sweet sort of boy you would like to bring home to meet the parents. His comments and escapades both inside and outside the courtroom are far from acceptable to even the most tolerant norms of most individuals, particularly here in the United States.
But is potentially putting him to death going to make anyone feel better - or create the least deterrent effect for future terrorists?
Of course not.
The Moussaoui trial is a Big Top event put on by the government. He is the designated sacrificial lamb being offered up so that Washington can crow to the peasantry "See? We are doing something!"
He did not participate in the 9/11 attacks. Not because he did not wish to, but because he was already in custody. The reason he should be put to death? Because he didn't spill his guts to the FBI and tell them everything he knew about the impending attacks.
In short, he did not do the FBI's job for them.
By this logic, every criminal convicted in the future should then be charged with the follow-up crime of failure to drop a dime on himself before the act. "Uh, yeah. Happytown Police? I'd like to report that I'll be robbing the Second Local Bank and Hardware Emporium next Thursday afternoon at 2:47. Please don't be late."
Could he have prevented tremendous destruction and loss of life? Certainly. Did he actually cause that destruction and death? No. He has done plenty to find himself incarcerated for the remainder of his life, no matter how long that might be. Let the punishment fit the crime committed, and be content with justice being served.
Putting him to death because he knew about plans to use a "weapon of mass destruction" (can anyone find an incidence of that term being applied to an aircraft prior to 9/11?) but didn't share is little less than murder in the name of serving the national hunger for revenge.
But is potentially putting him to death going to make anyone feel better - or create the least deterrent effect for future terrorists?
Of course not.
The Moussaoui trial is a Big Top event put on by the government. He is the designated sacrificial lamb being offered up so that Washington can crow to the peasantry "See? We are doing something!"
He did not participate in the 9/11 attacks. Not because he did not wish to, but because he was already in custody. The reason he should be put to death? Because he didn't spill his guts to the FBI and tell them everything he knew about the impending attacks.
In short, he did not do the FBI's job for them.
By this logic, every criminal convicted in the future should then be charged with the follow-up crime of failure to drop a dime on himself before the act. "Uh, yeah. Happytown Police? I'd like to report that I'll be robbing the Second Local Bank and Hardware Emporium next Thursday afternoon at 2:47. Please don't be late."
Could he have prevented tremendous destruction and loss of life? Certainly. Did he actually cause that destruction and death? No. He has done plenty to find himself incarcerated for the remainder of his life, no matter how long that might be. Let the punishment fit the crime committed, and be content with justice being served.
Putting him to death because he knew about plans to use a "weapon of mass destruction" (can anyone find an incidence of that term being applied to an aircraft prior to 9/11?) but didn't share is little less than murder in the name of serving the national hunger for revenge.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Simple Concepts 101 - - - - Again
Almost as predictable as Springtime riots in Paris, it is time again for the semi-annual illegal alien debate.
The debate is being shaped as a matter of racism by those opposed to placing any restrictions on or in any way sanctioning individuals who have entered the United States without fulfilling the properly legislated and clearly defined legal obligations for doing so. Those individuals are by definition and their own willful actions Illegal Aliens. Aliens because they are not native to this country. Illegal because they have chosen to circumvent the laws defining how one may legally enter and remain here. Simple non-judgmental definition of words in the English language. No racism involved at all.
CNN aired comments from a young woman who appeared to be in her late high school or early college years. She wanted everyone to understand that she is not a bad person just because her parents brought her to this country to have a better life. She is totally correct, that does not make her a bad person. She is however in a bad situation, not of her devising but certainly not of the devising of the American taxpayer either. Her parents chose to enter this country illegally and bring with them one or more children who are also illegal. It is not "unfair" to send her to the country of her birth, citizenship, and legal residence any more than it is "fair" for the legal, taxpaying citizens of this nation to have to educate and provide medical attention to her and millions like her. It is the law, plain and simple. Equal protection does not mean equal outcome for all. Sometimes someone is going to get the short end of the stick. That's just the way it happens to be. If one class of citizen is singled out for special consideration just because they can get together a better PR machine to make people feel sorry for them, then there is no equal protection. Those without the special consideration are by definition then being discriminated against.
By the simple happenstance of a shared border and economic reality, the overwhelming majority of those persons in this country illegally are of Hispanic descent. It is not racist to insist that those who have violated the law by improperly entering this country, whether through conscious action or unknowingly through the actions of adults in their lives, should be expelled from this country when that violation is detected any more than it is racist to arrest a person who has committed murder and is Mexican.
The true issue in this debate, and the one most often overlooked is not the illegals per se. The true issue is border security, and whether we have the will politically to secure this nation against all possible sources of infiltration and harm. As much as it was a failure in the 1980's the most recent time we offered one last, final, never-to-be-repeated opportunity for those here illegally to become square with the law, I would welcome another such amnesty immediately for all persons presently upon soil that can be legally defined as part of the United States of America.
I support such an amnesty if, and only if, substantive and meaningful steps are taken to ensure that all our borders are properly secured against penetration. No one should enter or leave this country without being properly identified, accounted for, and certified to be here for an acceptable and legitimate purpose. The Civil Libertarians will get up in arms over that, but consider: isn't that already the criteria for legitimate citizens of this nation attempting to return from abroad? Just try getting past Immigration officers at JFK, or Miami International, or LAX with just your Kansas driver's license, winning smile, and explanation that you accidentally lost your silly little passport somewhere in Morocco while on vacation. Your ride home will run out of gas circling the airport waiting to pick you up.
And that is what this whole ridiculous argument needs to do - run out of gas. No one is demanding we send all the illegals home and keep them and all the other filthy little cockroaches like them where they belong. All anyone wants is to ensure secure national borders, and a population that is accounted for and contributes to the common weal through hard work and a fair share of the tax burden. Paying people a fair wage and making them full partners in the system may well cause produce and certain services to rise in cost, but that will also spread the costs of education, medication, and incarceration across a broader base and lead to a general improvement in the lot of all. And greatly reduce the prospects of terrorist agents crossing into this country while we are busy being politically correct and looking the other way.
The debate is being shaped as a matter of racism by those opposed to placing any restrictions on or in any way sanctioning individuals who have entered the United States without fulfilling the properly legislated and clearly defined legal obligations for doing so. Those individuals are by definition and their own willful actions Illegal Aliens. Aliens because they are not native to this country. Illegal because they have chosen to circumvent the laws defining how one may legally enter and remain here. Simple non-judgmental definition of words in the English language. No racism involved at all.
CNN aired comments from a young woman who appeared to be in her late high school or early college years. She wanted everyone to understand that she is not a bad person just because her parents brought her to this country to have a better life. She is totally correct, that does not make her a bad person. She is however in a bad situation, not of her devising but certainly not of the devising of the American taxpayer either. Her parents chose to enter this country illegally and bring with them one or more children who are also illegal. It is not "unfair" to send her to the country of her birth, citizenship, and legal residence any more than it is "fair" for the legal, taxpaying citizens of this nation to have to educate and provide medical attention to her and millions like her. It is the law, plain and simple. Equal protection does not mean equal outcome for all. Sometimes someone is going to get the short end of the stick. That's just the way it happens to be. If one class of citizen is singled out for special consideration just because they can get together a better PR machine to make people feel sorry for them, then there is no equal protection. Those without the special consideration are by definition then being discriminated against.
By the simple happenstance of a shared border and economic reality, the overwhelming majority of those persons in this country illegally are of Hispanic descent. It is not racist to insist that those who have violated the law by improperly entering this country, whether through conscious action or unknowingly through the actions of adults in their lives, should be expelled from this country when that violation is detected any more than it is racist to arrest a person who has committed murder and is Mexican.
The true issue in this debate, and the one most often overlooked is not the illegals per se. The true issue is border security, and whether we have the will politically to secure this nation against all possible sources of infiltration and harm. As much as it was a failure in the 1980's the most recent time we offered one last, final, never-to-be-repeated opportunity for those here illegally to become square with the law, I would welcome another such amnesty immediately for all persons presently upon soil that can be legally defined as part of the United States of America.
I support such an amnesty if, and only if, substantive and meaningful steps are taken to ensure that all our borders are properly secured against penetration. No one should enter or leave this country without being properly identified, accounted for, and certified to be here for an acceptable and legitimate purpose. The Civil Libertarians will get up in arms over that, but consider: isn't that already the criteria for legitimate citizens of this nation attempting to return from abroad? Just try getting past Immigration officers at JFK, or Miami International, or LAX with just your Kansas driver's license, winning smile, and explanation that you accidentally lost your silly little passport somewhere in Morocco while on vacation. Your ride home will run out of gas circling the airport waiting to pick you up.
And that is what this whole ridiculous argument needs to do - run out of gas. No one is demanding we send all the illegals home and keep them and all the other filthy little cockroaches like them where they belong. All anyone wants is to ensure secure national borders, and a population that is accounted for and contributes to the common weal through hard work and a fair share of the tax burden. Paying people a fair wage and making them full partners in the system may well cause produce and certain services to rise in cost, but that will also spread the costs of education, medication, and incarceration across a broader base and lead to a general improvement in the lot of all. And greatly reduce the prospects of terrorist agents crossing into this country while we are busy being politically correct and looking the other way.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
It's Called Democracy, Boys and Girls - No Do-Overs
From the Be Careful What You Wish For department: the Palestinians recently held an election. What could be better? The free exchange of ideas, the will of the people carrying the day and leading to the peaceful transition of government.
Well, it seems no one except the Palestinians like the outcome of the election.
And so the consensus now is to make Hamas a global pariah before they even form a government and assume power. Cut off all funding and humanitarian support until they toe the line and adhere to the terms of their survival as dictated by the world.
In other words, create a situation once again where the Palestinians can do nothing but fail, and then use that failure as justification for punishing them further. This is no different than when Sharon isolated Arafat and removed his capacity to exert any control or authority, made demands of him that could not possibly be met, and then punished him and the Palestinian people for the failure to take action he was incapable of taking because Israel had made it impossible in the first place.
There is another way.
Only the most naive of fools would claim that Hamas is an organization that represents the better impulses of humanity. It is deplorable that as part of their charter they call for the extermination of Israel and refuse to repudiate that objective. There is no question that they have initiated violence against the people of Israel, though there is more than a little room for reasonable debate as to whether that violence has been on all occasions entirely unprovoked. Clearly most of the citizens of the world would not relish the thought of Hamas as a next door neighbor.
The truth though, is that through the political process and not through force of arms, the Palestinian people have spoken and asked that Hamas be the standard bearer for their hopes and aspirations. As a would-be sovereign people, their will should be honored.
Is it reasonable to fear that a Hamas led Palestinian Authority will differ little from the Hamas terrorists we have come to know and abhor? Of course. That should not however preclude them from having the opportunity to lead the Palestinian people forward. Sanctions, suspension of aid, and isolation from the global family of nations are all steps that should be held in reserve to be applied against a Hamas led Palestinian Authority that proves such actions are justified by their own future deeds. They need to be aware that the world is watching, and that if they do not act toward other nations with proper respect and consideration they will receive their justly earned reward. To punish first can only create a bunker mentality and a self fulfilling prophecy of failure. Persecution inevitably leads to the persecuted lashing out in regrettable ways, even when such persecution may well be justified.
It can certainly be hoped that a Hamas led government will comport itself responsibly, with honor and dignity, in a sincere effort to advance the interests of the Palestinian people who elected them. If they do that job well they should be rewarded, by the world at large and by the continued support of their constituency. Should they fail to execute that job effectively, the same people who have just empowered them will kick them to the curb. And if the Palestinian people should prove unequal to the task of controlling their chosen political leaders, then there will be more than ample opportunity for the rest of the world to step in and inflict the justice they seem so eager to dispense now in advance of the crime.
Well, it seems no one except the Palestinians like the outcome of the election.
And so the consensus now is to make Hamas a global pariah before they even form a government and assume power. Cut off all funding and humanitarian support until they toe the line and adhere to the terms of their survival as dictated by the world.
In other words, create a situation once again where the Palestinians can do nothing but fail, and then use that failure as justification for punishing them further. This is no different than when Sharon isolated Arafat and removed his capacity to exert any control or authority, made demands of him that could not possibly be met, and then punished him and the Palestinian people for the failure to take action he was incapable of taking because Israel had made it impossible in the first place.
There is another way.
Only the most naive of fools would claim that Hamas is an organization that represents the better impulses of humanity. It is deplorable that as part of their charter they call for the extermination of Israel and refuse to repudiate that objective. There is no question that they have initiated violence against the people of Israel, though there is more than a little room for reasonable debate as to whether that violence has been on all occasions entirely unprovoked. Clearly most of the citizens of the world would not relish the thought of Hamas as a next door neighbor.
The truth though, is that through the political process and not through force of arms, the Palestinian people have spoken and asked that Hamas be the standard bearer for their hopes and aspirations. As a would-be sovereign people, their will should be honored.
Is it reasonable to fear that a Hamas led Palestinian Authority will differ little from the Hamas terrorists we have come to know and abhor? Of course. That should not however preclude them from having the opportunity to lead the Palestinian people forward. Sanctions, suspension of aid, and isolation from the global family of nations are all steps that should be held in reserve to be applied against a Hamas led Palestinian Authority that proves such actions are justified by their own future deeds. They need to be aware that the world is watching, and that if they do not act toward other nations with proper respect and consideration they will receive their justly earned reward. To punish first can only create a bunker mentality and a self fulfilling prophecy of failure. Persecution inevitably leads to the persecuted lashing out in regrettable ways, even when such persecution may well be justified.
It can certainly be hoped that a Hamas led government will comport itself responsibly, with honor and dignity, in a sincere effort to advance the interests of the Palestinian people who elected them. If they do that job well they should be rewarded, by the world at large and by the continued support of their constituency. Should they fail to execute that job effectively, the same people who have just empowered them will kick them to the curb. And if the Palestinian people should prove unequal to the task of controlling their chosen political leaders, then there will be more than ample opportunity for the rest of the world to step in and inflict the justice they seem so eager to dispense now in advance of the crime.
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